They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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