I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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