as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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