This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
