whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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