Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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