I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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