Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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