Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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