tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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