So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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