I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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