Don't you send me to vm
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
love makes seman taste better
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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