you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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