butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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