going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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