i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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