what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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