Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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