I wanna bring you to show and tell
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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