How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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