So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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