I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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