i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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