Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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