i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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