Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Still dying that you shit outside
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
The air taste purple.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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