Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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