Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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