Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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