check it out our google latitudes are spooning
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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