So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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