new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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