Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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