I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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