Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
You were trust falling into bushes
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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