how can u be prego again
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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