i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
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