1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
