dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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