I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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