Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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