dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
no you cant smoke seaweed
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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