theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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