This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Can you repeat that, but with context?
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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