I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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