id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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