Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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