she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
