ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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