So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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