Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize